Uncle Yo - Aida dah 3 taun la

Aida - Anak buah aku (Kakak no2 punya anak sulong) dah berusia 3 taun beb. Terpaksa hijrah ke Jepun folo mak dia sambung belajar. Haha makin sihat n tembam(Serap).

Koyon koyon koyon koyon

JS Paintball -Flora Fest,Dataran Sejarah,Mlk-

Hooohooo JS paintball kembali laaa~ da bape taun tak pegang marker(pistol paintball).. harini dh pegang balik n berjuang hahahha~ seronot gile la layan paintball..pree plak tu utk harini.. phiew~ Thx to "J²S", izah n JS nya photographer, BUYA.. ngeh ngehhhh~ Pengalaman harini tak bape banyak mana sebab tak pegi jauh tp takpe, next week still ade npl.. kira ni warming up laa. Meh aku share gambo2 menarik time Flora Fest Paintball kat Dataran Sejarah, Melaka ni k.. *Gambor2 JS jela*

Ni 3 JS sedang menuju destinasi.. terkangkang2 turun tangga tu...

Seperti biase, JS gan aktivi² terencat..

Ni suasana pagi ketike ketibaan JS..ramai tu org.. kata main free, confirm la ramai.. tapi yg tak bestnya, ada masalah masa nak register.. kata register pagi 27 july 2008,tapi bile dtg 730am tu, dia kata dah full. WTH?? dia ckp dtg pagi ni utk pengesahan je takde utk register team.. kepala otak dia..tapi lepas di fire n fire oleh basith..diorg kasi register jugak *Tau le free,takkan kasi kat kroni jgk kot, kasi ler org baru try main, politik cam &#&@*#%!* Nama team JanS n Teh Tarik Ais.. JanS = Kerol(aku),Zul,Param,Zam n Amad. Teh Tarik Ais = Basith,Izah,Serap,Sopi n Wan budak.

antu2 tengah breakfast.. konon2 dh nak start le tu game.. skali game start kol 1 da.. cam jenake
dari kiri: Zam, Amad, Wan, Param(Bwh), Serap, Buya, Izah n Zulu.

sempat plak bergambo gan adik manis aku.. (tengah tahan gantok laa)

Ha! Gambo Full set budak2 ampeh
Atas dr kiri: Basith, Zul, Sopi, Serap, Kerol(aku), Buya(Cewexku) n Izah.
Bawah dr kiri: Zam, Param, Wan n Amad. GO JS!! GO WILD!!!

1st game utk JanS.. Seri, pastu ref suh pick sorang dari team utk 1Vs1. Bincang punya bincang, aku jd wakil dari team JanS berentap.. Pastu aku monang lawan mamat tu, diorang anto dak skolah je jadi wakil diorang.. ampes.. haha, tu ha gambo mamat pakai suar ijau tu.. Phiew lege js masuk 2nd round, kira berbaloi masuk pree dpt rasa byk kali tembak org hahaha..

weiii aku dh gantokk plakk bsk ade kelas jonnn hahaha.. next time aku sambung kasi habis.. upload kat youtube tak habis2 lagi.. slow gile.. pasni aku sambung k.. KISAH2 SERAP ckp BESAU di luar padang, kat dalam field, bagaikan monyet takde mulut.. mwahahah~ tido luuuu

JS Paintball -Jom Join Joni- *updated*

Alo smua. JS Paintball akan beraksi balik, bulan 8 penoh game. Sesape interested, roger aku.
Ni info yg aku dpt dari infomer~

UITM SHAH ALAM -CONFIRMED
Date: 8-9th August 2008
Registration Fees:
4 Org -RM150
1) Buyo
2) Zul

MY-NPL '08 (Event 4) -CONFIRMED
Venue: Dataran Pahlawan Melaka Megamall, Bandar Hilir, Malacca.
Date: 2nd-3rd August 2008
Closing Date: 28th July 2008.
Registration Fees:
Division I -RM600
Division II -RM450
Division III -RM300
Division IV -RM250 (Special) 5org/team

Player in list:-
1) Buyo -Kerol- (Lockin Load)
2) Zam (Lockin Load)
3) Param (Lockin Load)
4) Amad (Lockin Load)
5) Pendy (Lockin Load)

FLORA FEST
Venue: Dataran Sejarah, Malacca.
Date: 27 JULY 2008
Walk-in Reg
5org/team MASUK PREE!!!!
Player in list:- -will b separate into 2 teams-
1) Buyo -OK
2) Amad -OK
3) Zam -OK
4) Serap -OK
5) Zul -OK
6) Param -OK
7) Pendi -KO
8) Izah -OK

aku kene setting team JS go Wild utk incoming NPL Game.. so 1st team will be Buyo,Amad,Zul,Pendi n Zam. Others gabung satu team. ROger N OUT!
dah 5 org confirm main, aku leh cari lagi if nak buat 2nd team 4 js.
GO JS GO WILD!

Tempat pembiakan haiwan berbulu n Tanaman Dato Che Amran - Part 1

Aha! Papaku ialah seorang penternak Kambing & Biri-biri yang luarbiasa di mana dia menternak sambil bercucuk tanam(peh ayat!). Anak dia yg jantan ni plak boleh tahan arrr *rajin*..mwahaha~ Dtg bile perlu jer..kalau ada masa lapang bukan nak tolong papa dia, sanggup dok umah layan shisha+Xbox360.. ;)

Ni la serba sedikit gambar2 di ladang ternakan haiwan berbulu Dato Che Amran aka BAPAKKU..

Ni pandangan tepi kanan ladang.. dari jalan baru yg belom siap.. jalan dari Bukit Katil ke Tehel tu laaa.. Sorry la gamba nampak serabut sikit sebab kamera nak habis bateri.. mwahaha!~ Utk pengetahuan korang, papaku ada menanam Dragon Fruit @ Buah Naga, utk mengelakkan pembaziran rumput, so ternaklah kambing n biri-biri ni. 2 kaum ni berfungsi macam mesin rumput la, lagi saving sebab tak pakai petrol(korg pun tau kan 80sen). Ha teruskan bersama ye!

Ni hotel 6 bintang dato C.. Sape nak tumpang semayang,tido,minum,bermalam, di persilakan. Nak main xbox360 pun boleh, tapi kene bawak sendiri la ye alat2 tu.. -_-"

Phiew, moto rempit in progress. Dulu moto ni banyak berjaya, sejak2 tayar belakang pancit, indon2 ni buat tak nampak je, skrg baru nak kembalikan power moto lama ni. (Gmbar pandangan sisi hotel papaku)

Peh rumput panjang2 sebelah sini, mana mesin2 rumput ni ha?? Tak reti2 ke nak buat tugas harian?? isk isk.. BTW ni gambar pokok2 dragon fruit k.. Nak tau lebih lanjut pasal dragon fruit, tunggu aku buat post baru pasal dragon fruit sahaja k.. wazaa~

Ni dia ha mesin2 rumput, aku suruh pegi bawah, dia lari belah atas, adoi!! Vroom vroooom.. pret preeett Rumput clear! Ni kambing nya kumpulan.. biri-biri mana sesat ntah. Pegi hisap shisha kot? Semua ni menyusahkan aku nak hambat dia masuk kandang balik.. damn~ Dlm bulan dpn nak pasang pagar rasanya, jadikan 4 bahagian. ;)

Kambing besar itam ni nama dia Black -_-". Kambing² ni kalau dh kenal umah dia, mmg senang la nak suh dia balik, libas bontot, pup dh lari masuk, kihkihkih.. Masa awal² dulu, degil nak mati.. Sampai indon ilang sabar, angkat dahan, libas kaw2 punya.. hahahaha!

Ini lah papaku Dato Haji Ir Che Amran B Haji Muhd Yusuff.. hehe bergambar bersama anak² angkat. Anak² kambing ni smua berlainan ibu tu, sekor baka Jamnapari, sekor baka kampung(biase), sekor lagi Boer, lengkap 3 sekawan. Isap susu pun sama2, berak sama2, kentut sama2.. mmg doremi.. Yg bapak aku pegang tu alas tido utk baby2 kambing ni(mlm) supaya diorang tak sejuk, kalau sejuk je, for sure bsk mati keras. Kenapa? tak caya?

Gambar DOREMI,Kepala itam ni baka boer(DO). Atas sekali baka jamnapari, telinga panjang(RE), Kanan sekali, baka kampung(MI). KAMI LAH DOREMI!

Nampak DO bersama family dia. Sebelah tu akak dia, akak dia ni manja dengan ibu, so kurang lepak gan kawan2. DO ni je tak reti dok umah, time makan baru balik. hahaha, cam tuan dia jgk...

Kerja2 mengubati n memerah susu sedang dilaksanakan. Kambing ni mmg tak reti dok diam. Ni Arianto(pekerja) terpaksa kejar sambil memaki hamun *go blok kamu bulu jgn lari!* (Suara kambing jantan: Lari2 manusia nak curi susu kite lagi, Suara kambing betina: Yang ko lari sama2 gan aku ni kenape???ada plak susu???bodoh!!)

Arianto: Ha dah dapat, siap la ko, aku picit2 puting ko. (Suara kambing betina: Mmg bodoh si kambing jantan block aku nak lari td, mlm ni kasi susu sendiri kat anak ko!!)

Ni kaum biri-biri plak. Anak kecik yang di beri bantuan susu sebab susu ibu tak cukup utk mengemokkan anak(Nama pekerja indon ni JAN,sedara kepada Arianto). Hari2 extra susu, anak pun extra FAT ler. Comel2.

Ni kandang terbaru utk kambing. Kos leh tahan la tinggi nak buat ni, ada jugak pakai bahan2 pembinaan yang dah tak guna. Dulu papaku kontraktor, so ada la barang2 cam besi,kayu,zink yang still boleh pakai. Save! Kandang ni guna dlm 20% jer barg2 terpakai, yang lain baru.

Ni la kandang pertama terbina dgn brg2 terpakai sahaja. Takde beli barang2 baru, smua old skool nya barang, guna balik jer.. Hasil tak bape memuaskan tapi cukup la jadi hotel biri-biri lepak isap shisha.

Kandang no 2, 80% bahan2 terpakai pembinaan. Letih dh ni menaip, waaahh!

Si cumel baru lahir 2 hari lepas. Ni kaum biri-biri. Tak dibenarkan lepas, tak cukup umur, mak dia dah merayap mana ntah, kihkih..

Ha ni plak tempat pemprosesan najis2 kambing n biri-biri utk dijadikan baja2 pokok dragon fruit. mmg bagus tol kan kambing ni, leh jadi mesin rumput, leh jadi baja, pastu leh jadi makanan kite, mwahahahah!

Ular sawa yang di pancung kepala. Kalau tak pancung takut anak kambing jadi mangsa. Bahaya2...

bueekkk mati kene pancung gan Arianto the brave warrior..

Ok la setakat ni, letih dh menaip. Pasni kalau ada perkembangan menarik lagi, aku sambung part 2 ok. C u later aligator... 10q 10q 10q -bravo!-

Pip Part 1

Oi! Korang tu!.. aku kat bawah ni.. xnampak ke?

bawah lagi ler.. aku gigit idung krg baru tau.. mentang2 aku kici.. PANDANG BAWAH!! Gr....

Ha pandai pun...aku pikir nak carut je tadi.. tak jadi.. miowahahaha~ mai aku citer sikit pasal asal usul aku b4 kite pi lebih jauh ye..
Nama pjg aku PIP DIDDY.. Master Buyo panggil aku Pip, gitu jugk kawan2 master Buyo.. Sebelum ni aku punya tuan aku bukan si Master Buyo ni, aku pun dh lupe tuan real aku nama ape, wakakaka... Tp akak master buyo si busyah telah beli aku n kasi kat adik dia.. Dulu nama aku Ukays. Xbest kan nama Ukays.. Apenye org bagi aku nama Ukays..XGANAS.. GRrr! Aku di besarkan dlm bilik Master Buyo sejak aku kecik, tapi skrg aku di kurung kat dlm sangkar ni, uwaaa! AKu bukan sengaja pun berak kat bathtub tuan aku tu.. Dh tak tahan n terpaksa.. Dtg tuan aku terus libas kepala aku n letak aku luar.... sobb.. sob...


Aha! ni jamban aku.. betul2 sebelah jamban master aku.. kami selalu membuang najis sama2 n bandingkan sape lagi busuk.. selalunya aku la menang, kihkihkihkih..cian gak kat master aku nak kene cuci jamban selalu.. kalau dtg hangin dia, dia rendam aku dlm air... ampeh betul.. tgk gamba bawah ni cane aku membuang najis.. miowahahaha~

Ha nampak kan.. Gini la aku buang segala najis2 ku.. kihkihkih.. letih m.buyo ajar aku berak dlm jamban ni tau.. bukan sebarang kucing leh buat ni.. kira aku PIP kucing special laaa miowahahaha~ Ahhh AHhh prutt pruttt... Lege... (denga cite ni anak buah si Buyo punya jamban, dia cilok diam2 buat jadi jamban aku, jgn bitau sesape tau, tralalala~)

aku mmg sekor kucing yg pemalas.. tgk la sendiri gambar aku ni.. mana2 pun aku leh tido.. kenape, tak caya? ... Korang tunggu nanti Pip part 2 k, aku nak kene kejot tuan aku ni, krg dia tak bangun, dh kul 2 tak bangun lagi.. AKU LAPAR!!

Nantikan kemunculan Pip Part 2 Ye, ada cite ttg LILI sahabatku, Buyo sheesha master and Mr Param mangsaku... Miowahahahha~ Pusss pusss~

Idup riang gembira brsama v.games~ tralala~

Wasuppp joniii!!

Nk cite sikit psl diri aku yg giler game ni..addict gan game dari dulu smpai skrg.. tatau le dh kawen/ada anak nanti cane.. sama kot? waahahahhaahaha.... -_-"
Dari kici aku dh berdikari dengan game :)~ Bgn pg, tap bukak tb, LAYAN~ (sama kot cam skrg)
Aku cite la sikit pasal life aku yg byk habis kat game ni ye.. Seda tapi tak insaf..

Aku Starting kegembiraan gaming dengan Sega Mega Drive(1993).. yg still guna tape tu.. mana ada CD/DVD lg, wuala~
Ni ha gamba dia, sape2 kaki game ingat lagi ke sega ni? kih kih, dh lebih 15taun sey..
Disebabkan sayang anak, MaPa aku belikn la aku console sega ni..
Aku ingat lagi aku main game copperHahahaha... Idop Dato C, Idop Datin A!!




Ha.. kalau tk silap aku taun 1997 ujung2 gitu MaPa belikan Playstation 1 plak utk aku.. Time ni plak baru kenal gan Mohd Rizal B Taib aka KAMBENG n AMAD AFRO... Mmg tak tido mlm le jon...







Aha! Playstation 2! Time ni gah bestpren gan si kambeng.. Mmg terkejut berok sebab Datin A belikan PS2 ni.. Citer dia gini..
"mama nak pegi mana tu? MP ke?..... ma boring la duk umoh, loni ado game baru, PS2, kalu ma jupo ma beli deh" tak sempat mak aku nak fire aku, aku dh ilang.. HAHAHAHAHA!! Belaja MALAS, Main game NO1. Well.... Memandangkan result periksa aku hancus, aku tk mengharap la ma belikan aku PS2.. so dok umah tgk tb gan kambeng..Sekali ma balik bawak PS2 da..WoohoooOo..Dpt PS2 lg tak tido la jawabnya, kol 5-6 pagi baru tido, rekod 12 tengah hari baru tido.. mmg TRUE GAMERS






Ahaaaaaaaaaa... Ni diaaaa..... Game Pertama yang buat aku tak jadi org.. hahaha.. Game ni org panggil CS.. nama penuh dia COUNTER STRIKE..dulu femes la kat CC mana2 dengan game CS ni.Sanggup korbankan dlm RM6-10 sehari(3jam+) main game ni..Layan kat cc ma sebab main thru LAN PARTY..Pas blk skolah(F4-F5), tentera2 CS bergerak ke CC..Tmasuk Amad,Kambeng.. Dulu yg heavy game ni aku n Amad je rasanya. Kambeng tak bape sangat..
"Ma, petang ni yo ado training kadet bomba , balik lambak sikik" Tusssss pegi cc bukan pegi training.. Haha! Amad aja!




Habis je F5, aku masuk UTM.. Last year kat UTM, terbit le satu lagi game yg membuatkan aku lebih bernafsu.. jeng jeng jeng~

Ni la game yg curi 3pointer UTM aku... hahhaaha..mana tak nya, ada CyberCafe offer 12 jam 12 hinggit.. Mmg 12 jam le dlm tu. Tak caya? Tnya la ex2 UTMkl taun 2003-2006 Civil Engineering.. kih kih kih. Grafik dia.. lawa beb.. Utk pengetahuan korang, game ni game online tau.. Macam2 org dh aku jumpe dlm game ni, org MY ada, US ada, INDO ada..smua da add dlm friendster, cam2 rupe ade. Ketagih tersangat2 la gan game WoW ni dulu.. Aku berjaya buat Rizal Tua n Zulu jadi ketagih kat WoW jgk tau hahha. Org US lg biadab, main game sambil gendong anak..anak nangis2 kot.. haahha.. BTW game ni dh kuar Expansion dh, Burning Crusade, aku dengar2 xlama lagi kuar lagi Expansion The Lich King.. Dlm game ni ada 2 side, Horde(Orc,Troll,Tauren,Undead,Blood Elf) and Alliance(Human,Gnome,Dwaft,NightElf,Dranei). Tp sayangnya aku dh benti main game ni.. Bertahun-taun sibo game ni lekat kt ati.. Skrg ni pun masih terasa nak main balik game WoW ni. Tapi kene TAHANNNNN.... eveli 2 months kene beli game card dia. RM115, So a lil bit benanah la wang saku.. BUT worth ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!

NAU...aku....dh....beli.... XBOX360 ngeh ngeh ngehhhhh mana layan ps3!!, hasil keje gan PAPA aku..duit spend kat Xbox360 Console n TV! Takde kamera laaa nak amik gambar TV.. nanti2 la ye, aku tunjuk skali gan Botol shisha aku.. HAhahaHaHAhAhHAahhaHAh(pip gelak)

Manufacturer	Microsoft
Product family	Xbox
Type	Video game console
Generation	Seventh generation era
First available	November 22, 2005 (details)
CPU	3.2 GHz PPC Tri-Core Xenon
GPU	500 MHz ATI Xenos
Media	DVD, DVD-DL, CD, Add-On: HD DVD (discontinued)
System storage	20 or 120 GB hard drive, 64, 256 or 512 MB memory cards
Controller input	4 maximum (wired or wireless or combination of either)
Connectivity	3 × USB 2.0, IR port, 100 Mbit Ethernet
Online service	Xbox Live
Units sold	Worldwide: 19 million (as of April 25, 2008)[1] (details)
Best-selling game	Halo 3, 8.1 million (as of January 3, 2008)[2]
Backward compatibility	465 original Xbox games (requires hard drive and the latest update)
Predecessor	Xbox

Introduction Of Shisha.. Pssssstt.....

Hookah (Hindi: हुक्का, Urdu: حقّہ, transliteration: ḥuqqa), shisha or arghileh (Arabic: شيشة أو أركيلة‎), nargilah (Hebrew: נרגילה‎, Turkish: nargile) or ghelyan (Persian: قلیان) is a single or multi-stemmed (often glass-based) water pipe for smoking. Originally from India, it has gained popularity, especially in the Arab World,^[1][2] particularly under the Ottoman Empire. A hookah operates by water filtration and indirect heat. It can be used for smoking herbal fruits.

Depending on locality and supply, hookahs may be referred to by m

any names, often of Arabic, Indian, Turkic, Uzbek, or Persian origin. Nargila is the name most commonly used in Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Jordan, Israel, Albania, Bosnia, Greece, Turkey, Armenia,Bulgaria and Romania, although the initial "n" is often dropped in Arabic pronunciation. Narghile derives from the Persian word nārgil (نارجل), meaning coconut, and in turn from the Sanskrit nārikela (नारिकेला), suggesting that early hookahs were hewn fro

m coconut shells.^[3]

Shisha (Arabic: شيشة), from the Persian word shīshe (شیشه), meaning glass, is the common term for the hookah in Egypt, the Arab countries of the Persian Gulf (including Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, UAE, and Saudi Arabia), and in Morocco, Tunisia, So

malia and Yemen.

In Iran, hookah is called ghalyūn (غلیون), ghālyūn (قالیون), or ghalyān (قلیان), and in India and Pakistan the name most similar to the English hookah is used: huqqa (हुक्का /حقہ). The more colloquial terms "hubble-bubble" and "hubbly-bubbly" a

re used by Red Sea tourists.

The commonness of the Indian word "hookah" in English is a result of the British Raj, the British dominion of India (1858-1947), when large numbers of expatriate Britons first sampled the water-pipe. William Hickey, shortly after arriving in Kolkata, India, in 1775, wrote in his Memoirs:

Rilek aje buat shisha tanpa foil.. BUUUYYYAAAHHHHH!

Baca baik2 ye kawan shisha ku... Shisha terbaik!! Mwahahahha~:-

There are, however, a few rumors circulating about shisha that make many people wary about trying this fine treat. Shisha detractors claim that it causes pollution and that dirty mouthpieces and pipes are liable to spread infection.

They say that while the shisha mouthpiece may be regularly changed, it's very difficult to clean the actual pipe, which may harbor infectious diseases.

It's not tobacco, marijuana or crack cocaine, but this smoking fad has health officials very concerned. They say that since people sit at hookah stations for 30 or 40 or 60 minutes, the amount of nicotine that goes into the smoker during this period is quite significant.

Technically speaking, yes, it's unhealthy, although only negligibly. The water takes away approximately 90 percent of the harmful chemicals, and so a pipe contains merely 0.5 percent nicotine and 0 percent tar. Also, if its not inhaled, there is no danger of lung cancer.

Since shisha is tobacco, smoking it likely involves some of the same ill effects as other types of smoking. However, whereas cigarette smoke fills one's chest with a harsh, burning sensation, one can barely feel shisha smoke in the lungs. Because of the smoothness and the fact that it is light, filtered, and cooled, it is very probably the safest form of smoking there is.

And because it takes a few minutes to set up and then a long time to savor (similar to pipes and cigars), shisha smoking is unlikely to entail that psychological addiction for a quick puff that cigarettes can. Shisha outlets claim they always provide a new plastic mouthpiece, hygienically wrapped and sealed. It may not be politically correct, but tobacco and related paraphernalia is still a big part of the Arab culture.

Remember shisha is still tobacco, and that means all the health risks are imminent if one is not responsible. It is better to limit your intake to a few times a month or less. Restrict your shisha smoking to social gatherings and you'll be fine.

Currently, health watchdogs are looking closely at the smoking of shisha in public places and how it will fit into new guidelines on public health. Specific guidelines will sharpen the fight to protect the environment and protect the health of the public.

Hmm serbe sedikit ttg shisha.. nanti machoman tambah lagi ye..kihkihkihkih...

JS Fever